as a serial killer my name would be the suspense so my victims would be like “oh no, the suspense is killing me” and we would both laugh right before i killed them
map of British accents!!
How can a country smaller than montana have so many fucking accents?
this is why we say please do not talk about a “british accent” thank
And these are only the main ones, sometimes they can be done town by town or village by village.
By dad once went to a meeting in London and because of his accent a complete stranger knew which village in Yorkshire he was from.
The thing about the somerset accent is that everyone in and around somerset can do it by just saying the word cider
You mean “Zoy-derr” right?
Ah, the home counties (South East). You know that accent the rest of the world thinks is “British” it’s that one XD
Fun Fact: Newfoundland, Canada has more dialects of English than any other place
Which is weird, because the rest of canada doesn’t really have all that many.
Hypothesis: if women are worse at parking, it’s only because they’ve been lied to about what eight inches is their entire lives
"i don’t have time to start reading that book" [opens 200k fic]
the 1995 Pride and Prejudice is so great it’s like *sticks exactly to the book, sticks exactly to the book, sticks exactly to the book COLIN FIRTH IN A WET SHIRT sticks exactly to the book, sticks exactly to the book*
Frigga understood loki better than anyone else, and I wonder if she had see what will happen with Loki and herself, and she wanted a part of her to be always at his side, so that no matter what he will remember that someone truly loved him once
You are not an athlete unless you have masted the art or land swimming.