vanpocalypse:

davidhasslehoff:

IVE NEVER LAUGHED HARDER IN MY WHOLE LIFE OMG

The single greatest thing you’ll see today. Or ever.

I can’t breathe.

brotherhoot:

Ezio’s Cooking Show (video)

sweetlysoursounds:

I CAN’T BREATHE

thestorieswesay:

when is this guy going to be on Once Upon a Time?

‘the deal?’

‘oh right, the deal you made.’

‘the deal you made with rumpelstiltskin’

‘rumpelstiltskin’s deal.’

‘the deal you made with rumpelstiltskin even though you know what happens when people make deals with rumpelstiktskin’

‘the deal that ended up just like every other deal with rumpelstiltskin’

‘the deal you made after lecturing other people on not making deals because of the deals that have been made before.’

‘the rumpelstiltskin deal’

‘gotcha’

miaou-mask:

I was in Sephora with my sister today and..

tomhiddled:

livingforthe-city:

strong-and-stronger:

THIS IS NOT RELATED TO MY BLOG AND I AM SORRY BUT I CANNOT SCROLL PAST SHELDON AS DR. FRANKENFURTER

OH MY GOD THIS IS AMAZING

JIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I hope this is for a new ep! PLEASE! :D

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

superwholockgiraffe:

kings-of-hell:

I love how Linda and Sam are legitimately terrified of that while Kevin and Dean look extremely let down that Buzz Aldrin had made a demon deal.

You’d know all about Buzz and his mission to the moon, wouldn’t you Crowley?

omg SUPERWHO fuckin A man.

deathpoolquinn:

horrible-historian:

I JUST CHOKED ON MY OWN SALIVA

ahahahahaha

it makes it even funnier when you see that’s the Ultimate Spiderman’s Coulson

I mean…

Seriously…

If Lacey made sense 

• Gold:  I need you to help me with Belle now that Regina has toyed with her memories.
• Charming:  And why should I?
• Gold:  ... aren't you sheriff?
• Gold:  Don't you owe Belle for helping with the wolf?
• Charming:  Well...
• Gold:  Or me for helping with Regina?
• Charming:  Technically...
• Gold:  And isn't helping Belle the right thing to do because she is a good, kind, caring person?
• Gold:  Who, unlike some other fairytale princesses I know, hasn't killed anyone?
• Charming:  Dude.
• Gold:  Too soon?
• Charming:  Yeah, a bit.

wearejohnlocked:

yayimontheinternet:

cosmic-angst:

apinkhippo:

Cat tongues are sO WEIRD AHHHH.

cat penises are barbed, too

hOW DO YOU KNOW THAT