no you dont understand
these are two separate toys that we found at the thrift store today okay
and we found out that they fit like this and it was beautiful
and then we were going up to the cashier to get our things and realized they were still like that and were separating them so that we could each purchase the one we had found and
so confused and„, distressed and horrified omg
the look on his face was like we had taken his soul and run it through a blenderim
i tried to fix it omg i was just like
“……………………..he was just…. resting”
but i dont think anything can make up for the trauma we caused.
I;M COUGHING MYLUNGS OUT
I’M CRYING AND ALMOST PEE ARE YOU HAPPY
today in class this guy stole my paper and i just randomly shouted “I WILL EAT YOUR CHILDREN” and he said “Do they have to be born?” and i just sat down because that was a hella good comeback
WHY ARE YOU GUYS NOT SCREAMING I TRIED TO THREATEN THIS GUY AND HE TURNED IT INTO A BLOW JOB REFERENCE YOU GUYS BETTER BE FUCKING LAUGHINGUm, we were. It was a great cumback
OH. MY. GOD. I SNORTED
#IT’S THE DAY THAT THOR FACED MIDGARD AND LOKI TURNED HIS BACK ON IT
*tour guide voice*
And to your left you’ll see the Sherlock fandom having a meltdown
And to your right, you’ll see the melted remains of the Doctor Who Fandom.
And if you look up you’ll see Mary Winchester
Guys I’m like 600% sure Peter Capaldi is just a grumpy owl.
You could say that he’s…Doctor Hoo.
Omfg you did not