firstdegreebyrnes:

#OUATfanproblems

undercover-witch:

microcroft:

urban legends  (◠‿◠✿)

scary stories (◕ω◕✿)

creepy things (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*: ･ﾟ✧

paranormal and supernatural things ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* \(◕ヮ◕✿)/ *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

hearing a noise in the middle of the night  *: ･ﾟ✧ヽ(ﾟДﾟ)ﾉ

struckbythewishingspell:

#i have a spiritual connection w this gifset

herekdale:

i pride myself on being able to read nc-17 pornography with a completely straight face in the middle of a crowded room, but you give me one cute line and my face starts spasming, not even SMILING, but like a tiny man is standing inside my mouth punching my cheeks with his tiny man hands. 

icykitty:

soaringsparrows:

nataliesfantasticadventures:

I Promise I’m Not a Murderer: The Story of a Researching Writer

now with a sequel:

I Swear I’m Not Pregnant, I’m Just Naming Characters

Don’t forget: I’m not Trying to Break Into This Building, I Just Need to Know the Layout of it

acciosonicstarkids:

lumos5000:

^very true….however to defend us gentlemen, you girls are kinda hard to find irl. Please attend more parties and social events. 

If we went to parties, we wouldn’t be nerd girls.

We can be found at book stores, and libraries.

and often wearing fandom shirts

sometimes crying

usually crying

always crying

crying rivers

• Me while reading:  Noooo! My poor sweet babies! AUTHOR, WHY MUST YOU TORMENT YOUR CHARACTERS SO?
• Me while writing:  This character has been orphaned, whipped, sentenced to death, thrown overboard by pirates, captured by enemy soldiers, near-fatally poisoned, put on trial for his life before an angry mob, tortured in front of his best friend, and thrown into prison again.
• Me while writing:  ...
• Me while writing:  Let's stab him.

smilefortheworldforever:

do you ever just want to grab someone by the shoulders and scream “NO YOU’RE A WONDERFUL PERSON YOU DON’T NEED TO FEEL BAD ABOUT YOURSELF EVER” and aggressively shove them into a pile of fluffy pillows and throw them some of their favorite chocolate

• amount of plotlines/plot devices i have:  9898678
• amount of stories i've completed:  0