Keep Calm and Ship Destiel

andythanfiction:

bitch-jerk-assbutt-teamfreewill:

probablyonfire:

I don’t think enough people understand that this is a reference to the fact that semen glows under UV light

and that Dateline was a show used to trap pedophiles and other sex offenders and arrest them

If Supernatural outright said HALF the things they blatantly imply via reference, they’d be banned from CABLE.


samshairisobviouslymagical:

barebackinq:

cumber-collectable:

barebackinq:

petal-winters:

barebackinq:

The girl who was my elementary school girl friend just got engaged and I’m sitting here single wearing a pug shirt and hamburger underwear

Just remember, u r someone’s dream girl

I’m a boy

Tumblr has made us forget that some people are actually straight

I’m gay

jesus this post is one train wreck after another


Posted 7 months ago
with 493011 notes

via: up1701steps
source: weheartit.com

Tags: #crying
newvagabond:

msthiefoftime:

mom driving me to the con

I literally almost spit tea.

newvagabond:

msthiefoftime:

mom driving me to the con

I literally almost spit tea.


Posted 7 months ago
with 23177 notes

via: cassiel999
source: waltdisnerd

Tags: #crying #ouat

abirdaboxandachippedcup:

gingerwhovianrobotskeleton:

winterelf86:

 

She was on OUaT….she was Cora…lol XD!!! And Hook was Kronk!

Cora: We need that dagger!

Hook: Which dagger?

Cora: Rumpelstiltskin’s dagger.

Hook: Oh riiight the dagger. The Dark One dagger. The dagger that belongs to Rumpelstiltskin. Rumpelstiltskin’s dagger. The dagger that gives you unlimited power. The dagger that can kill Rumpelstiltskin.

Cora:

Hook:

Hook: That dagger?

Cora: YES!!!!

That was brilliant!


breathingdestiel:

trenchcoatandimpala:

"I had the weirdest dream when I was out. It was Christmas, and my parents were still alive, and -"

"Dream? …Heaven - it’s your dream life."

OHMYGOD THANK YOU FOR MAKING ME REALIZE THIS JESUS OHMYGOD

IT’S CANON THAT CASTIEL’S HEAVEN IS DEAN


Posted 10 months ago
with 97798 notes

via: mytardisisbroken
source: tsarcams

Tags: #CRYING

hailthekings:

hailthekings:

my mom asked what the d was and i told her doritos and she just told her boyfriend that she wants the d and i just

update: he told her the truth

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❒Single ❒Taken ✓ OH MY GOD YOU ARE PROPOSING?!  


dollylonlon:

fefeferi:

sworddog:

wait????????

wait what the heck????????????????

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those are LEGS???????????????????

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im sorry, i couldnt resist

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neither could I