I don’t think enough people understand that this is a reference to the fact that semen glows under UV light
and that Dateline was a show used to trap pedophiles and other sex offenders and arrest them
If Supernatural outright said HALF the things they blatantly imply via reference, they’d be banned from CABLE.
The girl who was my elementary school girl friend just got engaged and I’m sitting here single wearing a pug shirt and hamburger underwear
Just remember, u r someone’s dream girl
I’m a boy
Tumblr has made us forget that some people are actually straight
jesus this post is one train wreck after another
mom driving me to the con
I literally almost spit tea.
She was on OUaT….she was Cora…lol XD!!! And Hook was Kronk!
Cora: We need that dagger!
Hook: Which dagger?
Cora: Rumpelstiltskin’s dagger.
Hook: Oh riiight the dagger. The Dark One dagger. The dagger that belongs to Rumpelstiltskin. Rumpelstiltskin’s dagger. The dagger that gives you unlimited power. The dagger that can kill Rumpelstiltskin.
Hook: That dagger?
That was brilliant!
"I had the weirdest dream when I was out. It was Christmas, and my parents were still alive, and -"
"Dream? …Heaven - it’s your dream life."
OHMYGOD THANK YOU FOR MAKING ME REALIZE THIS JESUS OHMYGOD
IT’S CANON THAT CASTIEL’S HEAVEN IS DEAN
from season one to season seven
#There’s a reason he was okay with it all back then. Back then he didn’t really care. He only ever cared about Sammy and John. #And when John was gone well then it was just him and Sammy. #But then the most remarkable thing happened to him. An angel literally came down from heaven to save him. #And for the longest time he refused to believe he was worth saving. He refused to believe he could be worthy of such a thing. #But slowly Castiel made him believe in himself. And in doing so Dean started to believe in Castiel. Almost the way he had in John.#Remember how Dean thought John was invincible? #And then he was faced with his father’s mortality? #Well that made him afraid he’d lose everyone he cared for.#But then came this stupid angel who defied that. Who was resurrected time and again. And Dean #foolish as it was #started to believe and hope that maybe Cas was actually invincible. #So when he lost him #when Cas was gone for what seemed like forever #it haunted Dean more than anything ever had. #The one person he relied on more than himself the person who taught him to believe #he was gone. #And that was more frightening than any ghoul ghost demon wendigo or what have you. #Because losing Cas was something he had never believed in.
those fucking tags, fuck im crying
my mom asked what the d was and i told her doritos and she just told her boyfriend that she wants the d and i just
update: he told her the truth