Robert Carlyle talks about “Once Upon a Time” Skin Deep [x]
Seven villains. Seven sins.
Take ordinary water and boil the hell out of it.
This is the best joke.
GUYS MY DAD WAS AT COSTCO TODAY AND THERE WAS AN ACTUAL PRIEST THERE AND I HAD TOLD MY DAD THIS JOKE LAST NIGHT AND HE WENT UP TO THE PRIEST AND TOLD HIM THE JOKE
AND HE BURST OUT LAUGHING
I AM ASHAMED AT HOW LONG IT TOOK ME TO GET THIS JOKE
My heart wants roots. My mind wants wings. I cannot bear their bickerings.
- E. Y. Harburg
I Want To Be A Monster
as a serial killer my name would be the suspense so my victims would be like “oh no, the suspense is killing me” and we would both laugh right before i killed them
map of British accents!!
How can a country smaller than montana have so many fucking accents?
this is why we say please do not talk about a “british accent” thank
And these are only the main ones, sometimes they can be done town by town or village by village.
By dad once went to a meeting in London and because of his accent a complete stranger knew which village in Yorkshire he was from.
The thing about the somerset accent is that everyone in and around somerset can do it by just saying the word cider
You mean “Zoy-derr” right?
Ah, the home counties (South East). You know that accent the rest of the world thinks is “British” it’s that one XD
Fun Fact: Newfoundland, Canada has more dialects of English than any other place
Which is weird, because the rest of canada doesn’t really have all that many.
Hypothesis: if women are worse at parking, it’s only because they’ve been lied to about what eight inches is their entire lives