- Sherlock & Jawn Get It On!

Sherlock Porn
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a-high-functioning-hufflepuff:
*This is NSFW! Put some headphones on to avoid embarrassment*
So this is the little treat I have been talking about! :D Think of it as, ‘Audio Sherlock Porn.’
I tried my best to get rid of the background noise, and add a little story to it as well :D I promise you that I ONLY used audio from the TV series, no extra audio has been added, what so ever!
And here is the download link that people have been asking for: http://www.mediafire.com/?8saj29bv4qwb5ud
Enjoy!! <3
Sherlock & Jawn Get It On!
- In 221B
“I looked you up on the internet last night. Found your website.”
“What did you think? Any good?”
“Very good.”
“What to see some more?”
“Oh god yes.”
*Undoes pants. John starts inserting..his.. into.. Sherlock.*“You doing it?
“Yes”
“You done it?”
“Yeah, hang on!”
*Sherlock and John get at it!*“yes….careful!……….Oh, John”…….”YES!”…..”OH GOD!!”……………
“Ahhh Sherlock…”
“Please come.”
*They finish up.*
“You ok?”
“Me, yeah, fine..I’m fine..fine….
That, ah…thing, that you, ah.. that you did with, um… that was, umm….. good.
But I was hoping you’d go deeper.”
oh, that last line
OMG I CAN’T.
I seriously can’t!!! —-
YES. PLEASE.
…. Jesus. Listening over and over…
OH MY GOD
Jesus fuck, I actually almost fainted just now.
Oh. Fuck Me. Shit. I can’t stop laughing. This is what porn does to me. I think I’d be the one laughing in the middle of sex….
but that was epic. *fans self*
THIS FANDOM IS EPIC XD
the fact that someone actually wrote these and thought “yeah THIS WILL SHOW THEM” makes me laugh so hard I can’t
“Taking down Baby Murderers with Logic!”

“Fan fiction is what literature might look like if it were reinvented from scratch after a nuclear apocalypse by a band of brilliant pop-culture junkies trapped in a sealed bunker. They don’t do it for money. That’s not what it’s about. The writers write it and put it up online just for the satisfaction. They’re fans, but they’re not silent, couchbound consumers of media. The culture talks to them, and they talk back to the culture in its own language.”
The Boy Who Lived Forever | Time Magazine (via gypsy-sunday)
This is probably the best, non-judgmental description of fan fiction I’ve ever heard of in main stream media.
(via raeseddon)
I LOVE HIM ALREADY.
Tell me he’s more awesome than Ezio and I want marry him.
New Connor screencaps. XD
FUCKIN BENE
castiel-counts-deans-freckles:
The realization on Dean’s face. Its pure and utter despair. Like, ‘what happened to you? Oh fuck don’t answer that.’
(Source: theplushbear)
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i’m actually terrified
is satan offering me his phone number
(Source: mybuddykeiths-choice-ass)
In which Steve proposes to Tony…
-squealing-
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